Oh my goodness. Every single time I decide to sit myself down to do some work, I get slapped with this huge bout of inertia.

What gives!?!!

I certainly do not have the time to sit around here, blogging my life away while there remains a Very Important Paper that needs to be reworked. I feel like Jason Mulgrew. Although we all know that my blog is not as witty as his is, nor do I wax lyrical about issues such as the lack of activity where it counts, boozing and obesity. Neither do I pepper my posts with kid-unfriendly words.

[Kids 12 years old and under, watch out... the site is not for you! Or at least, do not let anyone catch you reading it, but more importantly, do not under any circumstances say that I linked you to this dastardly blog. Thank you.]

Crap. I should get back to work.

But before I do that, here are some questions courtesy of Begging The Question:

Friday Spies ©

1. What is the earliest movie you remember watching in the theater?

I really have no idea. I mean... geez. I really have no idea. Movies are usually forgettable for me. And I rarely watch them big-screen.

2. If you would strike one word from the English Language, which word would you choose and why?

Monk. Some of you will know why. It irritates the hell out of me, not because I do not like monks. I happen to think most are nice folk (child-molestation charges notwithstanding -- wait... or are those priests? Whatever.)

3. If you were a superhero, what would be your kryptonite?

Mathematicians. I am rendered a useless, indecisive, quivering mass. And not in a good way, mind you. Okay, maybe only a certain mathematician. Weak spot. Sigh.

4. Would you rather win an Emmy, Grammy, Tony, Golden Globe, Oscar, Pulitzer or Nobel Prize? What work would you win it for?

Nobel Prize, hands down. Not a peace prize, no. I am far from sainthood as many would attest. Probably a regular one for my groundbreaking paper entitled Mathematicians and Schizophrenia: the Missing Link. Private little joke there, born from a little frustration. Haha.

[By the way, if you are a mathematician, kudos to you. I am certainly not referring to just any mathematician here. If The Mathematician reads this... err... would you believe tongue-in-cheek?]

5. What is your catch phrase? Don't have one? Then make one up!

Right now, it has got to be craptastic. I know. I am a genius.

Alrighty. Back to work.